by Bryant Wilson
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And that’s one birthday little Timmy will never forget. And now here is the weather forecast with the very model of your basic cable weatherman, Buck Flurry.
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I know the average heat index in Cuba and in Panama, but if you like it, chilly, you will want to visit Canada. And if you’re out in England than here, Stonehenge is a sight to see. But not today because I am reading zero visibility. I see your doctor 30 K it’s raining out in Monaco.
Mother Nature looks as if she’s putting on quite a show. Tornado warnings up in Kansas. Heed the words I have to say. Unless, of course, your house is one that happens to get blown away.
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Breaking news is coming in from an after observation post, torrential rain and lightning strikes or somewhere off the eastern coast. And if I’m right in bed, I am. This can only mean a single thing. Hurricaine is blowing in both powerful and damaging trees.
This is not a test. Take my word. It’s serious. Lock your doors, don’t try to go outside, it’s dangerous. Flash flood warnings in effect. The rain is falling down in sheets. And don’t forget the gust of wind, that threat to blow you off your feet. Though it seems I’m kind of in the dark over the century, the silly single person you can trust with all this anarchy is all that matters in climatal models on Zimbabwe to Afghanistan I am the very modern love your basic cable weather man.
In other news. One more time.
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